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Growing my Husband (Day 5-6-7)

In the name of God, compassionate & merciful بِسْمِ اللهِ الرَّحْمنِ الرَّحِيمِ | Peace be with you السلام عليكم

Aim: To see how much physical stress my tiny man can endure.

End of Experiment Report
I had to stop submerging the man in water for fear that he might dissolve and I will end up living with an inanimate object.

Size: 15cm. I don't think he'll grow much more. It's a surprising amount of 'growth' considering our ups and downs, y'know. Only last week (really last week) we were bonding over iced tea. When we first met, he was only 4cm tall. Masha'Allah, look at it, I mean him, look at him, now! {read about our first meeting here}
Body Proportions: Abnormal.
Limbs: Also disproportionate. May need surgery. Hopefully the microwave/oven might fix that.

Location: In toy box. Yes I have a toy box.
Food: No longer feeding. He's plastic for flop's sake!

He's my trophy husband, I can't deny it.

As you can see, MyHusband "Bachara Flexichan" can't take much more water pressure therefore I'm going to the microwave to heat him up first. Someone clever said something about ovens not complying with the Shari`ah (islamic law) so I'm going to check the books before pre-heating the oven to 180 degrees.


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