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How to: Microwave the Husband

Thursday, 11 March 2010

In the name of God, Compassionate, Merciful بسم الله الرحمن الرحيمِ | Peace be with you السلام عليكم

Remember him? I took him to the next level.
 

MICROWAVIN' TIME!

Ahem, husband meet microwave. 850W Microwave, meet husband.

After 10 seconds. No effect. After one minute. The Bachara begins to limp.


After 2 minutes. The Bachara sweats and shows signs of giving up.

5 minutes in and he can't take anymore microwavin'...

In fact, his leg melted off. Eek! *rushes for glue stick*

No glue, but I found sticky plaster (band aid). Yayy, he's functioning again.
He lives!

Long live such plastic companionship. Someone say ameen. I want a refund.

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MuslimFirst said...

Yikes! Loool, funny. It's as if he has a real bandage on - though for a wound and not a complete detachment! He'll need crutches, yes? Gosh, I feel sorry for a certain future-you-know-who! ;-) Poor man . . . .

Nawal said...

*can you say spousal abuse*

Amira said...

Poor dude! Important thing is he's functioning again...

Nawaz Mohammad said...

oh God,is he still surviving with your experiments :O ? Poor guy Flexishan :(

Ratib juma said...

oooooooooops.............am scared

Zaufishan said...

@Ratib. I take no prisoners! But... I do fix the wounded. (: {Ruuuun Forrest, run!}

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