How to: Microwave the Husband
MICROWAVIN' TIME!
Ahem, husband meet microwave. 850W Microwave, meet husband.
After 10 seconds. No effect. After one minute. The Bachara begins to limp.
After 2 minutes. The Bachara sweats and shows signs of giving up.
5 minutes in and he can't take anymore microwavin'...
In fact, his leg melted off. Eek! *rushes for glue stick*
No glue, but I found sticky plaster (band aid). Yayy, he's functioning again.
He lives!
Long live such plastic companionship. Someone say ameen. I want a refund.
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Yikes! Loool, funny. It's as if he has a real bandage on - though for a wound and not a complete detachment! He'll need crutches, yes? Gosh, I feel sorry for a certain future-you-know-who! ;-) Poor man . . . .
ReplyDelete*can you say spousal abuse*
ReplyDeletePoor dude! Important thing is he's functioning again...
ReplyDeleteoh God,is he still surviving with your experiments :O ? Poor guy Flexishan :(
ReplyDeleteoooooooooops.............am scared
ReplyDelete@Ratib. I take no prisoners! But... I do fix the wounded. (: {Ruuuun Forrest, run!}
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