Growing My Husband (Day 2)
In the name of God, compassionate & merciful بِسْمِ اللهِ الرَّحْمنِ الرَّحِيمِ | Peace be with you السلام عليكم
Experimental Aim: To see how much my tiny man can expand in water.
Day 2 Report
No activity occurred in the last 24-30 hrs. This morning however (after the heating was turned on) my husband decided to enjoy his drowning.
Size: Just over 6cm
Facial expression: Smile still exists, open 'mouth' seems to cry "domestic abuse" but I can't be certain.
Body proportions: Yeti feet and legs slightly off-putting.
Limbs: Attached and functional
Location: Kitchen windowsill
Food: Water from Glass Jar
Time: 1pm in UK
**Poll closed**
So far I had these suggestions for husband names: iHusband, MyHusband, Mr Excel, Kenshin Morimoto, Hussain, George, Antonio, Mini-me, Fulanito Perengano, Mr Fabio, Moaf Citsalp (plastic foam backwards), Bachara, Flexishan, Diblee, Dawud, Gora (meaning white, insulting really) and others which cannot be repeated.
Lol how cruel!
ReplyDeletelol...:D
ReplyDeleteFulanito Perengano
ReplyDelete@Tutts... Hmmm...
ReplyDelete@Mina & Mohammed - I know!