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Growing My Husband (Day 2)

In the name of God, compassionate & merciful بِسْمِ اللهِ الرَّحْمنِ الرَّحِيمِ | Peace be with you السلام عليكم

Experimental Aim: To see how much my tiny man can expand in water.

Day 2 Report
No activity occurred in the last 24-30 hrs. This morning however (after the heating was turned on) my husband decided to enjoy his drowning.

Size: Just over 6cm
Facial expression: Smile still exists, open 'mouth' seems to cry "domestic abuse" but I can't be certain.
Body proportions: Yeti feet and legs slightly off-putting.
Limbs: Attached and functional

Location: Kitchen windowsill
Food: Water from Glass Jar
Time: 1pm in UK

**Poll closed**
So far I had these suggestions for husband names: iHusband, MyHusband, Mr Excel, Kenshin Morimoto, Hussain, George, Antonio, Mini-me, Fulanito Perengano, Mr Fabio, Moaf Citsalp (plastic foam backwards), Bachara, Flexishan, Diblee, Dawud, Gora (meaning white, insulting really) and others which cannot be repeated. 


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