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Growing My Husband (Day 1)

In the name of God, compassionate & merciful بِسْمِ اللهِ الرَّحْمنِ الرَّحِيمِ Peace be with you السلام عليكم
Day 1 Report 
Size: 4cm
Facial expression: Something that could only be moulded from plastic and described as 'glee'.
Body proportions: Roundabout ok
Limbs: Attached and functional

Experiment
Following the short instructions I've chucked the un-named being into his new home for the next week.
Aim 
To see how much the tiny man can expand. If it gets large enough, we (husband & I) shall commence marriage-building, stuff like going for walks (using a leash), going out for meals (using husband at cutlery) and so on. 



Location: Kitchen windowsill
Food: Water from Glass Jar
Time: 10pm in UK


(halal) BETS ARE ON! HOW BIG DO YOU THINK HE'LL GROW?!



More on this experiment:

Microwaving my husband

2 comments:

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