Tell Meh I'm Bootiful (single muslim.com!)

I was on a random website when I saw this Potato-head like advertisement from Single Muslim.com. The site is a Muslim matrimonial and was launched for British Muslims. Although I find the image offensive, I'm conflicted-she looks like me.

The Asian 'Islamic' twang that's depicted as 'bad marriage material' is funnee to me. I know many Muslim women who look similar yet super hot, myself included, naturally. And I can't tell whether the unmistakable spelling error in 'Aunties' is deliberate.

Later while watching a very Islamic veedeeoh on YouTube, {because I'm a good girl like that}, the Single Muslim advert was linked again. I had to check it out. (Bleuch)

I just realised who that face is months after. "L-o-l" value. Poor chuck. (Brother Furqan Naeem! A humanitarian political activist.)

*EDIT: Furqan visited Somalia in 2011 to alleviate famine problems on behalf of Human Appeal International. We shared his experiences on MUSLIMNESS.com.

More hahas:
The TV is obsolete (video)
What Muslim Men Look For In A Wife
Fresh Prince of Rawalpindi {comic 94}
"I regret marrying your Mother".