What my father did to my mother's car

Ummi: When are you going to post those letters?

Abi: Ok, ok, I'm going now.

Ummi: Drive carefully on your way out.

Abi: You know I do, what're you telling me for?

Ummi: I mean, DRIVE SLOWLY out of the drive, don't skid and puhlease wear a seatbelt. You've been fined two times already this year.

Abi: sigh I said o.k. Where are my keys?

Ummi: . . .

Abi: I've got them! I've got them! Oh-my-gosh! A man can't even ask his wife for help!

Ummi: Watch your back when you're reversing.

Abi: Yes, yes... Salam'alaikum.

Ummi: Wa'alaikum salam.

12.5 seconds later: kerrrr-rang! Krash-vroomph! BANG!

The back door won't open at all. On closer inspection it's a pretty bad and avoidable knock in considering there was over 200ft of drive to turn in. Well done Abi.

Ummi: You're paying for that.

Abi: I will be...

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Piquant | Photography by Zaufishan