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When the Chinese invaded my House

In the name of God, compassionate & merciful بِسْمِ اللهِ الرَّحْمنِ الرَّحِيمِ | Peace be with you السلام عليكم

Don't misunderstand me, I wasn't in the house with the Chinese men when they took over and they were nice and courteous to everyone, and sort of paid the bills while they 'lived' in it... they were just plain strange. The details of why this group of Chinese men took over my house is not as interesting as what they left behind...

1) A colourful Chinese calendar or 'Loon Fung'. I don't know what Loon Fung means so I'm gonna pretend I'm clever and translate it as 'wacky oriental foreign chinese calendar representing the Chinese tradition which rocks'. Yeah, that sounds about right. This calendar is based on the Chinese animal zodiac, each page had an elaborate cartoon sketch of the significant animals. Dragons looked cool.

2) They left a makeshift wardrobe using electric cables and nails. This is typical male DIY - there were 3 full sets of wardrobes in the other rooms, untouched. Lazy so'n'so's.

3) They also left an empty PRISONER property bag of a recently released PRISONER. I can't believe ex-convicts, mass murderers probably, with evil in their eyes, entered MY HOUSE.

Do I spray the house with disinfectant or burn it down in case of incriminating evidence?

Lesson learnt: Never trust a Chinese-man !

Zaufishan's Muslimness


  1. ROFL that last picture is funny!

  2. @Adib... lol, it's laughable in retrospect but damn weird when I first found it. They coulda been any kind of criminal activity going on. *shudder*


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